Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life Life Begins Retirement
You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I believe that the biggest mistake that most people make when it comes to their retirement is they do not plan for it. They… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unlike us, cats never outgrow their delight in cat capacities, nor do they settle finally for limitations. Cats, I think, live out their lives… — Irving Townsend Copy Share Image
“If your retirement plan is to win the lottery, you will have to work forever as a greeter at the local shopping center and… — Steve Repak Copy Share Image
Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
Live life to the fullest. It's too bad we're not cats...we only have one life. — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
I feel alive, fit and active. I have no plans for retirement. My only concession to getting a little older is that I like… — Olivia Newton-John Copy Share Image
There's no retirement, there's just a few years of non-work by the fire with someone bringing you some tea and relative peace and playing… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“If cats could count, they’d start getting nervous around the time they put paid to their fifth life.” — John Connolly Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
