Kitten Quote by Gene Weingarten

Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens.

— Gary Janetti

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.

— Agnes Repplier

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

— Andy Rooney

“It's like when a kitten tries to bite something to death. The kitten clearly has the cold-blooded murderous instinct of a predator, but at…

— Jesse Andrews

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their master is one of perpetual confident boredom. All they betray of…

— Robley Wilson

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

— Ogden Nash

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

— Paula Poundstone

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?

— Julie Kagawa

Kittens are the best therapy.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

“If I had only known kittens can climb drapes, perch on top of a traverse rod, and then screech like some femme fatale in…

— K.C. Kendricks

“They may look soft and cuddly, but even the most pampered house cat is a bloodthirsty butcher at heart. Felines love murder, and that’s…

— Meg Lambourne

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips