Mad Quote by Agnes Repplier

“If I had only known kittens can climb drapes, perch on top of a traverse rod, and then screech like some femme fatale in…

— K.C. Kendricks

A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at…

— Agnes Repplier

“Scientists at first were skeptical that a kitten-type being could exist in the rare Martian atmosphere. As a test, two Earth kittens were put…

— Steve Martin

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

— Gene Weingarten

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

— Ogden Nash

“A kitten, a nice, little, sleek playful kitten, that I can play with, and teach, and feed, and feed, and feed!”

— Bram Stoker

A kitten will run then fall asleep. They're so unpredictable!

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent.

— Doris Lessing

Kittens can bring joy but their claws are sharp...................... kinda like friends.. LOL!

— AAliyah Hurley

[A kitten] gets himself into every kind of trouble...

— Champfleury

“It's like when a kitten tries to bite something to death. The kitten clearly has the cold-blooded murderous instinct of a predator, but at…

— Jesse Andrews

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

— Ogden Nash