Fall Quote by Gary Janetti

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

— Gene Weingarten

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

— Paula Poundstone

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

— Bill Murray

The government usually announces it killed a Big Terrorist 5 or 6 different times before they're dead - they're almost like cats.

— Glenn Greenwald

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

— Paula Poundstone

Kittens can happen to anyone.

— Paul Gallico

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.

— Anonymous

I also believe, without any supporting evidence, that cats are evil.

— Evan Mandery

“They may look soft and cuddly, but even the most pampered house cat is a bloodthirsty butcher at heart. Felines love murder, and that’s…

— Meg Lambourne

“It's like when a kitten tries to bite something to death. The kitten clearly has the cold-blooded murderous instinct of a predator, but at…

— Jesse Andrews

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Despite all that good news, there's plenty of horror stories being told. All of them are untrue, but they're being told all over America,

— Harry Reid