Cats seldom make mistakes, and they never make the same mistake twice. — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cats have nine lives. Sons do not. There were times when I worried. Worried a lot.” — Ken Cruickshank Copy Share Image
“I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I was five, six, I drew myself as a cat a lot, because I was obsessed with cats. And then, as… — Lisa Hanawalt Copy Share Image
“When you least expect it, you run in to an old friend from school, or the neighbour’s cat, not Mary the Virgin… — Margot McCuaig Copy Share Image
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. — Winifred Carriere Copy Share Image
I can do a really good animal impression! I'm great at ducks, cats, dogs, and occasionally dolphins. — Ella Purnell Copy Share Image
A dog asks a cat, How come I've never seen you cats making love in public? The cat replies,Do you want humans… — Crosby Kwaw Copy Share Image
It doesnt matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Oh my God,” I say. Holy Cats ! ( Cats wasn't technically a flop, but Libby says it was, artistically, so it's… — Tim Federle Copy Share Image
“Qwilleran’s Siamese cat was a celebrity at the Press Club. Koko’s portrait hung in the lobby along with Pulitzer Prize winners, and… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
Both ardent lovers and austere scholars, when once they come to the years of discretion, love cats, so strong and gentle, the… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
“Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal,… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Cats are great. They don't talk about useless things. Or do them. Nothing is cuter. They are something that don't exist in… — Yana Toboso Copy Share Image
“She hops expectantly into the sink. I turn on the tap for her; she laps without a glance in my direction, like… — Peter Trachtenberg Copy Share Image
“We decided to get another cat—no, two! A pair of tiny, spotted sisters from an animal shelter on Long Island. We brought… — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
“But—let me tell you my cat joke. It's very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she's got… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
With 'Louis Wain,' it's a very eccentric film and we had an incredible time. I never thought that me, Sharon Rooney, Andrea… — Stacy Martin Copy Share Image
“Happiness is having a cat for "fuzz therapy". Preferably one with trimmed claws.” — Matthias Leue Copy Share Image
“They treat me like some sort of pet cat but claws I have, and claws I will use” — Paul Doherty Copy Share Image
I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living. — Ursula Andress Copy Share Image
There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way. — J. Carter Brown Copy Share Image
“The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy — Rachael Leigh Cook Copy Share Image
“I’m like the curious cat. You know what they say—satisfaction brought him back.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
