Cats Quote by Jonathan-David Jackson Download Open image ““A cat is friendly in a hollow sort of way, like the way a prostitute is friendly.”” — Jonathan-David Jackson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cats Humor
“Being a cat means beautiful, agile, innocent, brave, curious and trust also honorable respect for as much as not so doing bribery.” — Sekar Arum Copy Share Image
“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.” — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
“She said that cats were more attached to places than to people. And that was why cats are often found in abandoned houses.” — Kyung-sook Shin Copy Share Image
“I felt like I was well on my way to becoming the neighborhood cat lady. All I needed were the cats.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.” — Dan Greenberg Copy Share Image
“There’re all sorts of cats—just like there’re all sorts of people.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
I liked Cats as a kid, now its hard to say. I dont live in New York anymore so dont see so many. — Katherine Moennig Copy Share Image
“The next day, Trixie pawed Maddie awake, patting her arm gently. “I’m up,” Maddie groaned, blinking sleep out of her eyes. “Mrrow.” Trixie peered… — Jinty James Copy Share Image
“So Nikki came aboard as Jaqueline's spare cat, presumably in case our prime cat, Eliza, goes on vacation, takes industrial action, or requests a… — Christopher S. Wren Copy Share Image
“In the morning, when she wishes me to wake, she crouches on my chest, and pats my face with her paw. Or, if I am on my side, she crouches looking into my face. Soft, soft touches of her paw. I open my eyes, say I don't want to wake. I close my eyes. Cat gently pats my eyelids. Cat… — Doris Lessing Copy Share
“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty… — Jael McHenry Copy Share Image
My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats. — Jason Wu Copy Share Image
“Cats never listen. They’re dependable that way; when Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and… — Mark Twain Copy Share
When I was 18 I worked with the Ringling Brothers circus, taking care of menagerie animals. I used to rather deliberately risk my life… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
“It was why no sane cat allowed kits to come anywhere near human beings. Humans seemed to feel that it was perfectly acceptable to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image