Cat Quotes · Page 27

You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

— Kevin Hearne

The cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toil.

— Theophile Gautier

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

— Mark Twain

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

— Terry Pratchett

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends...

— Hector Hugh Munro

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

— Hippolyte Taine

A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.

— George Bernard Shaw

There are many worse friends than the soft, silent, furry, cat-folk.

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more of its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel…

— William E. Conway, Jr

I feel very passionate that we need CAT scanners in every country in the world. There's not a CAT scanner in all…

— Eve Ensler

I flung my tongue round like a cat-o'-nine-tails so that my pleasant peaceful infant room became little less than a German concentration…

— Sylvia Ashton-Warner

“And in his eyes he had the look of the cat who inspires a desire to caress but loves no one, who…

— Anaïs Nin

Making money ain't nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the…

— Louis Armstrong

I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind…

— Peter S. Beagle

I had been playing with my local band, Skinny Cat. I had been to quite a few auditions before UFO, managed to…

— Bernie Marsden

For example, I was privileged to be working at the White House under the Clinton administration and had not finished my Ph.D.,…

— Anonymous

Every day, three times per second, we produce the equivalent of the amount of data that the Library of Congress has in…

— Nate Silver

There is more to American politics than fat cats and their political friends. There are serious-minded liberals who fight the good fight…

— G. William Domhoff

He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the…

— Buster Keaton

Work was like cats were supposed to be: if you disliked and feared it and tried to keep out if its way,…

— Kingsley Amis

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his…

— Albert Einstein

Alas," said the mouse, "the whole world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was…

— Franz Kafka

Why are you chasing your tail so?" Said the kitten, "I have learned that the best thing for a cat is happiness,…

— C. L. R. James

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

— Roseanne Barr

In Paris one could have the eyes of a cat (as he did) and tell people it was a trick of fashion.

— Cassandra Clare

“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”

— Jimmy Carr

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

— Anonymous

[My kitten] is dressed in a tortoise-shell suit, and I know you will delight in her.

— William Cowper

Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.

— Jean Burden

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

— Rita Mae Brown

I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch.

— Ana Ortiz

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with…

— Dick Gregory

There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

— Louis J. Camuti

I was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me

— George Whitefield

I'm a bit of a scaredy cat. Personally, I don't like to be kept up at night.

— Laurie Holden

Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat.

— Mason Cooley

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

— Temple Grandin

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

— Prince Philip