Cat Quotes · Page 28

In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.

— Tom Papa

“All right, you deadly little ghostlings,” I muttered. “Mama says go back to bed! - Cat”

— Jeaniene Frost

I was part of Quintuplets, I played a cat - this is my first drama.

— David Giuntoli

He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

— Jeaniene Frost

Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

— Mark Twain

“Can't you improvise? You know, make some loud pounding noises or cause the outer walls to bleed?”

— Jeaniene Frost

If a woman has one cat, it will invariably turn into 20.

— Greg Kinnear

Cats sleep in a state of total abandon, and I find that state very interesting in people as well.

— Mary Beth McKenzie

Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

— Alan Ayckbourn

Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado.…

— James P. Gorman

Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the…

— Terry Pratchett

I can't tell you how many people have asked me to show them Stray Cat Strut and that little diminished run on…

— Brian Setzer

A cat's New Year dream is mostly a bird! Don't be like a cat; in New Year Dream something that you have…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels, and their…

— Eric Gurney

The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live…

— Sydney, Lady Morgan

Think about it: if the world could see how much adoption means from a cat's point of view, shelters would be empty.

— Hannah Simone

Fireheart tensed, waiting for whatever had hunted down these apprentices to emerge from the trees and attack, but nothing stirred. Feeling as…

— Erin Hunter

Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd…

— Darynda Jones

Spade-“If you’d refrain from slamming my face any more into this dirty rock floor, I’ll do whatever you like,” was his even…

— Jeaniene Frost

You know, John Coltrane has been sort of a god to me. Seems like, in a way, he didn't get the inspiration…

— Wes Montgomery

You have as much computing power in your iPhone as was available at the time of the Apollo missions. But what is…

— Peter Thiel

The human animal ... is ... neither male nor female ... And if I am allowed to jest a little in passing,…

— Marie de Gournay

A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow…

— Mark Twain

I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks…

— Patrick Rothfuss

A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.

— Ambrose Bierce

If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside…

— Drew Barrymore

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

— Andy Borowitz

I've always wanted to be a cat. Warm and domesticated when you want to be, wild when you don't.

— Jenny Downham

Anyway, Cat Stevens is never going to make much money out of us.

— Wayne Coyne

Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures.

— Anonymous

But thousands die without or this or that, Die, and endow a college or a cat.

— Alexander Pope

A cat has a reputation to protect. If it had a halo, it would be worn cocked to one side.

— Will Durant

I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he's holding that smelly cat.

— Blake Shelton

Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight? Ichigo: Five people and a cat

— Tite Kubo

“The ocean filled the footprints where a boy and cat had stood.”

— Lloyd Alexander

The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be "This is the cat's cat."

— Elmer Davis

It had need to bee A wylie mouse that should breed in the cats eare.

— John Heywood

My dad has totally taken my Cat Stevens T-shirt, but it's OK; I have his Black Flag one, and that's amazing.

— Zoe Kravitz

You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet.

— Hugh Hefner

Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire.

— Tran Thien Khiem