My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more. — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A good writer can watch a cat pad across the street and know what it is to be pounced upon by a… — John le Carré Copy Share Image
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with it. It's only a word. What's in a name? Nothing! Cats say, "Call me Muhammed so-and-so. " — Art Blakey Copy Share Image
In regard to tenacity of life, no old yellow cat has anything on a prejudice. You may kill it with your own… — Nellie L. McClung Copy Share Image
When I do a film that has nothing to do with Kurt Weill, then I am happy, I am on my own.… — Lotte Lenya Copy Share Image
Political activism is not failing because people are too busy watching cat videos online, but because of a fundamental collapse of citizen… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Enjoying the least things - a chill glass of water, a moment of play with the cat, the sight of sunlight caught… — Stephanie Mills Copy Share Image
You know how when you're alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
“You arrogant...” thrust through the stomach of a snapping zombie, twisting and using all my strength to cleave him in half “...… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Yet another hedge fund manager explained Icelandic banking to me this way: you have a dog, and I have a cat. We… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
The name of a cat has to come from something that just occurs to you by interacting with the cat. — El-P Copy Share Image
The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens. — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
On tour I'm finding out that I am half gypsy, 40% vagabond, and 10 house cat. — Jason Reeves Copy Share Image
Sometimes he will sit on the carpet in front of you, looking at you with eyes so melting, so caressing and so… — Theophile Gautier Copy Share Image
Cats never feel threatened. They are genetically incapable of accepting that anyone could possibly dislike anything as perfect as a cat. — Kathy Young Copy Share Image
