Cat Quotes · Page 32

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.

— John Dobbin

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

— William Lyon Phelps

My epitaph? My epitaph will be, 'Curiosity did not kill this cat.

— Studs Terkel

I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.

— Nicolas Cage

Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk...

— Geoffrey Chaucer

Pray use both cats as sponges if it pleases you, infatuated infantryman.

— Diana Wynne Jones

Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.

— Frances Hardinge

If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

— Seth Godin

It was a day as different from other days as dogs are from cats and both of them from chrysanthemums or tidal…

— John Steinbeck

I've tried to move [the sidhe-seers] during times of peace and quiet and had the luck of a broken mirror nailed beneath…

— Karen Marie Moning

Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy.

— Charles Stuart Calverley

My life's ambition is to play a James Bond villain. I have the cat and the eye-patch, so I'm just waiting for…

— Toby Young

If Nightcloud were a gentle, loving cat like Leafpool, or feisty and warmhearted like Squirrelflight, it would be easier to feel sorry…

— Erin Hunter

Nathanial can show me how to better control the change, but even so, you never have to worry about me turning into…

— Jeaniene Frost

Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed-…

— Lilian Jackson Braun

I am a huge animal lover. Growing up, my mother and I rescued countless animals - dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, even a…

— Amanda Schull

No one wants to hear you speak, Bradie Boy," Kitten said in that scratchy voice of hers. "Like that's ever stopped me.…

— Gena Showalter

We would not have hurt the child, even if she is our natural enemy. Nor would we have hurt you, if it…

— Rachel Vincent

I have a luck cat in my arms, it spins threads of luck. Luck cat, luck cat, make for me three things:…

— Edith Södergran

I think I know why you never married, Sarah." "Well, and I reckoned if I wanted something that'd come and go as…

— Mercedes Lackey

If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-work, you should acquire a cat.…

— Muriel Spark

For the eternity that Lux Lisbon looked at him, Trip Fontaine looked back, and the love he felt at that moment, truer…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

“Yes," said Margaret, smiling. "You don't have three dead cats on your mantlepiece." Dane stopped short. "DEAD CATS?" he repeated incredulously, taken…

— Sarah Brazytis

Another one from the immortals and again i cant remember what book. Haven to Ever In every relationship there is always someone…

— Alyson Noel

A cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun.

— Charles Horton Cooley

A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a…

— Mike Cameron

For every house is incomplete without him, and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.

— Christopher Smart

If you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger.

— Austin O'Malley

People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

— Lisa Scottoline

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

— Doug Larson

Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf.

— Charlotte Gray

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

— Mark Twain

These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice.

— Prodigy

Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf. ~Kane Tyler~

— Lora Leigh

A well-trained cat doesn't exist because a cat remains a cat.

— Marjane Satrapi

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

— Lilian Jackson Braun

The dog is more social. I am not saying that cats are totally unsocial but dogs are more social.

— Temple Grandin

A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.

— Caryl Chessman

The damned cats like pushing the reset button on my computer.

— Adam Rifkin

If I had a cat I'd buy another one so I could kick one and then the other.

— Greg Abbott