Cat Quotes · Page 31

Only the insane equate pain with success." "The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die." _Cheshire Cat

— Lewis Carroll

If you gave wings to a cat, it would not condescend to be a bird. It would be an angel.

— Dick Shawn

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

— J. Carter Brown

Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.

— Lewis Carroll

A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment.

— Henri Poincare

Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."

— Anonymous

It’s a cat. Boy, you couldn’t slip anything past me tonight.

— Kim Harrison

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

— Evelyn Underhill

dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight…

— Sarah Ban Breathnach

I have known some horses and a good many more pigs who I believe harbored evil intent in their hearts. I will…

— Charles Portis

When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with…

— Harold Monro

Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a…

— Craig Ferguson

Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws…

— Dave Barry

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter…

— Jolene Blalock

Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then…

— Tina Fey

My favourite character would have to be 'Ash,' because I love my brooding bad boys. But a certain snarky talking cat runs…

— Julie Kagawa

“A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his…

— H.P. Lovecraft

The house begins to be a home. The unfamiliar places are beginning to fold the familiar objects into their keeping and to…

— Emily Carr

You have to get past the idea that music has to be one thing. To be alive in America is to hear…

— Jerry Garcia

“We round the frangipani, coming face-to-face with two peacocks---one male, with magnificent iridescent plumage sparkling in royal blues, greens, and golden browns,…

— Samantha Verant

Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated…

— Terry Pratchett

I remember that. I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because…

— Christopher Walken

Who are you?" she inquired, as the cat passed by. I'm the cat that looked at a king," he replied. And I,"…

— Anonymous

Is everyone looking for me?" She shook her head, pulling the robe closer. Suddenly she wanted to be covered up in front…

— Cassandra Clare

Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Men and cats are unworthy creatures.

— Marie Bashkirtseff

I remember when I was a younger cat, I always thought the veteran guys talked too much.

— Rajon Rondo

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

— Ogden Nash

Have you ever noticed how a cat stretches after a nap? We can learn from watching animals.

— Cyd Charisse

“Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on”

— Munia Khan

Cats seldom make mistakes, and they never make the same mistake twice.

— Carl Van Vechten

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

— Charles Darwin

Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love

— Anonymous

But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near.

— W. H. Davies

There is a cunning which we in England call the rning of the cat in the pan.

— Francis Bacon

I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."

— Christopher Walken

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

— Robert Graves

Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish.

— Amos Oz

It is not worth while to go round the world to count the cats in Zanzibar.

— Henry David Thoreau

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.

— Gillian Flynn

But I’m just going to be out there having a tea party with her cats or whatever it is she has in…

— Richelle Mead