“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer! Summer who? Summer good and summer bad!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: Why was Cinderella cut from the team? A: She ran away from the ball!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? A: He makes a swish!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What songs do Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all day long!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems! Q: How can you spell too… — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
