If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
I removed Trevor Francis on his birthday and offered to post his P45 in his birthday card. — Simon Jordan Copy Share Image
I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact… — Kirsten Prout Copy Share Image
“This year, I’d make my birthday wish simple and selfish. This year, before I gave up the practice of law, I’d wish… — Scott Pratt Copy Share Image
I've been asking my partner for a dog for a while and she kept saying no. She was obviously keeping it for… — Daniel James Copy Share Image
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best wishes to you on your birthday may the day be filled with happiness, a day that's so special for you and… — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
“What the hell were you doing with five thousand dollars on you?" "Eight, actually. I had grand plans for today. Hookers and… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would… — Matthew Macfadyen Copy Share Image
My biggest Birthday wish for you is that you should stay the way you are. Don't ever change. Many happy returns of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can no longer waste time and money. Every day, more than 2,000 girls in America, age 15-19, give birth - in… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
Birthday parties make me nervous as hell. They're one of those things where you're forced to be happy. And even if you're… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
Celebration is big for me. From my younger days, when I used to win mementos while playing basketball, I have always believed… — Suresh Raina Copy Share Image
My mummy is so cute but a bitch too hyahah its her birthday on sunday and I dot know want to get… — Me Copy Share Image
I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I was in kidney failure. I ended up having a kidney transplant on my 21st birthday. — Amy Purdy Copy Share Image
I remember the one time, when I was in the 10th grade and the school president, my entire school had surprised me… — Sherlyn Chopra Copy Share Image
I celebrated my 18th birthday in Japan, which was quite memorable; I was quite fascinated by the different traditions and the culture;… — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
