For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I feel like my sixteenth birthday and the time I graduated from high school, and the first time I flew solo all… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as… — Robert Staughton Lynd Copy Share Image
“An anniversary is a celebration of the triumph and tragedy of love.” — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
Thanks for all your warm and earnest wishes. I really appreciate them. My birthday would have not been the same without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On your birthday, God decided to send you from heaven, because earth was desperately in need of an angel. May you have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
May your year be filled with wonderful friendships. May there never come a day when you find yourself lonely and blue. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best Birthday wish that you can get for the day is that may you live each moment of your life to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I learned from a very young age that if I pursued the things that truly excited me, that they would reward in… — Brandon Boyd Copy Share Image
My mom kicked me out a couple of weeks before my 18th birthday. I had a job for about six, seven months… — Cardi B Copy Share Image
I have a strong memory of the day I was told that my father had a weak heart and that he had… — Alan J. Heeger Copy Share Image
May health and wealth always be your friends, may good luck and fortune always be by your side, may success and goodwill… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember for my 18th birthday, I was going to get a tattoo, and I made the mistake of thinking I was… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Most people tell you there are certain moments you should celebrate in life: for example, the weekend coming, so you should party… — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
Ask any teenage girl to describe her perfect bedroom, and you'll get answers like 'a room with a private phone line, a… — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
I want a room decorated with bones!" Dan said. "Where'd they come from?" "Cemeteries," Amy said. "Back in the 1700s, the cemeteries… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'll tell you a little fun fact about the film, though. Me, the little boy playing Chip, Emma Thompson, and Emma Watson,… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
My mum's from a very rural village in Nigeria, she grew up in a war, and for her it was really important… — Vick Hope Copy Share Image
“You forgot my birthday, too." "And mine." The girls looked miserable. The King opened his mouth, then shut it. "Sir!" whined Lord… — Heather Dixon Copy Share Image
“Cheerios One bright morning in a restaurant in Chicago as I waited for my eggs and toast, I opened the Tribune only… — Billy Collins Copy Share Image
![“Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21 me: so you are now legally able to buy beer right? your soon to be best friend: yep me: me and you are going best friend name...” quote by MrAwesome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1f8/mrawesome-12595_beer_someone-you-don-t-know-my-birthday-is-to_1673208.jpg)
