On my fortieth birthday, rather than merely bore my friends by having anything as mundane as a midlife crisis I decided it… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthday party but I'm not sure how many of them… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
He will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted — Graham Earl Copy Share Image
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was hurtling towards 40, and I'd always wanted to write. It does focus your mind, heading towards that big birthday. If… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
I think travelling teaches you that there is a change which is constant and you have to develop an adaptive nature to… — Neeti Mohan Copy Share Image
“Happy birthday, Nicaragua. I drank a toast in the best rum in the world, Flor de Caña Extra Seco. Mixed with Coke,… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
May your party be huge, just like your heart. May your presents be plenty, just like your loved ones. May your candles… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your winter birthday prevents you from dressing as slutty as you do the rest of the year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
“What gets recognized gets repeated; what gets celebrated becomes a habit. Individual recognition and group celebration fuel high performance. Make an effort… — Leslie A. Yerkes Copy Share Image
Aged six, I sailed from South Africa to England by steam ship with my family. It was a three-week journey. I remember… — Prue Leith Copy Share Image
My sentence formally was imposed on my mothers 50th Birthday January 24th 1983. The jury recommended it July 1st 1982. — Nick Yarris Copy Share Image
“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.” — Kate Angell Copy Share Image
On Sofia Coppola's 16th birthday, way back in 1987, I stole a lip gloss from her Sistine Chapel of a bedroom. Years… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
I have been a frequent air traveler since I was a few months shy of my sixth birthday, when my parents packed… — Shashi Tharoor Copy Share Image
My Dads birthday is today , and I still have nothing to give him what should I do ? he is turning… — Briana Cantu Copy Share Image
“Tucker: "But she gave me the perfect gift." Clara: "What?" Tucker: "You.” — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
Twenty-five, he was. Twenty-five tomorrow. Some years the snow had melted for his birthday, but not this year, and so it had… — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
Cause it's your birthday, I give you a wish; I hope you get a gift, for every candle there is... Happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On our 21st birthday, we don't care what the world thinks of us; only later we discover that it wasn't thinking of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I felt like I went to someone else's birthday party and ate all the cake without anybody else getting a piece. — Norah Jones Copy Share Image
