A Little Birdie Told Me It's Your Birthday! So Enjoy Your Special Day! — Julie McGregor Copy Share Image
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
How many observe Christ's birthday! How few his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Kabir has special place for police in his heart. Whenever he sees a policeman, he wants to meet them. That's why we… — Amrapali Gupta Copy Share Image
“And I already gave you a present.” “You gave me a heart attack,” he countered. “Do you often expose people to their… — Jane Washington Copy Share Image
“...as a woman who was raised with the idea that the world was at my fingertips, that anything I wanted could be… — Anna Mitchael Copy Share Image
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the… — Marian McPartland Copy Share Image
Cryptic messages and abstract statements are littered throughout the music of Happy Birthday, but it hasn't made the band's sun-baked pop-rock any… — Anthony Fantano Copy Share Image
Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning, and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals.:) Move forward with confidence… — Vishal Angel Copy Share Image
“On my birthday, Old Bear gives me my own instrument. "Now you can play with your friends," he says. "You can fill… — Nick Maland Copy Share Image
I'm 52, which means I don't really... I was never a person who celebrated birthdays to begin with. At this stage, it's… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“If we don't accept any common beliefs, we can't exist in spacetime. But when we don't believe in age, at least we… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
“Celebration is the sparkle in the eye of the one who glows. It is the song that plays in the house of… — Tehya Sky Copy Share Image
It does not seem a year Since last we sent to you Our wishes for your special day And all that you… — Janet Horne Copy Share Image
I lived for 15 years in Los Angeles, and I still can't believe that the handsomest man in the world, Cary Grant,… — Tony Bennett Copy Share Image
I was given this beautiful coffee table book of Soviet architecture for my birthday. It has a lot of holiday camps, swimming… — Roisin Murphy Copy Share Image
To a very special sister-in-law, That truly shines, Bright as a star¦. In the darkest of times, With love to u I… — Aisha Copy Share Image
I have been a frequent air traveler since I was a few months shy of my sixth birthday, when my parents packed… — Shashi Tharoor Copy Share Image
![“If we don't accept any common beliefs, we can't exist in spacetime. But when we don't believe in age, at least we don't have to die because our numbers change. [...] When you don't believe in birthdays, the idea of aging turns a little foreign to you. You don't fall into trauma over your sixteenth…” quote by Richard Bach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3c6/richard-bach-424_aging_if-we-don-t-accept-any-common-beliefs-we_2018204.jpg)
