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[Bill Gates] wanted me to stay working at Microsoft, but I didn't think he could be CEO and we could have the… — Melinda Gates Copy Share Image
I used humor to avoid being picked on as a kid. Or I would try and make my parents laugh, so I… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
Has Bill Clinton inspired idealism in the young, as he himself was inspired by John F. Kennedy? Or has he actually reduced… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You will never meet anyone who admires the American founders more than I do, but they were human, they made mistakes. Perhaps… — Richard J. Maybury Copy Share Image
I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
I don't know how to be like a Bill Murray or a Will Ferrell, these guys who know how to make a… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
If we had decided on January 5, in the new House of Representatives, to make no new spending bills, the debt ceiling… — Bill Johnson Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton has a brand new book coming out in a few months and the Democrats are worried that the Clinton book… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Gray Davis got some good news this week: the Clintons are out here in California campaigning for him. Actually, Hillary is campaigning… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We had a big controversy in the United States when there was a limited number of dialysis machines. In Seattle, they appointed… — Ezekiel Emanuel Copy Share Image
I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Bob Erlendson, a local piano player, taught me chord structure and which scales go along with them. Later, I began listening to… — Lenny Breau Copy Share Image
What the housewives of Australia need to understand as they do the ironing is that if they get it done commercially it’s… — Tony Abbott Copy Share Image
What was the more likely cause of the Oklahoma City bombing: talk radio or Bill Clinton and Janet Renos hands-on management of… — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
If you're patriotic, stand up for the Bill of Rights because once they strip your rights from you, you will pay hell… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
We are not sure to what extent Saddam's [Hussein ] own people were conveying an incorrect picture to him. But this body… — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
I am very abnormal... But it wasn't very long ago that I wasn't so abnormal. I was very normal and headed for… — Dirk Benedict Copy Share Image
When I left the theatre and turned to writing, one of the big pulls was that, unlike the theatre, I didn't have… — Debra Dean Copy Share Image
If you go through the regular process of the House and Senate passing companion bills and then try and work out differences… — Austin Scott Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
“Your emotions will wander like a vagabond when you're indebted. Those happy moments with friends will soon be interrupted with a frowning… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Home Star is a common sense idea that would create jobs and provide a boost to local economies, while helping families afford… — Peter Welch Copy Share Image
When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I know that all over America there's probably politicians sending out pictures of themselves signing that mandatory helmet bill, but it's bullshit.… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Like I say, it's almost embarrassing to talk about. I don't know if Michael Jordan or Bill Gates or Alexander the Great… — Alex Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I try to collect money and I keep it in a special place called the bank. I collect a bunch of things… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
Bill Elliott has always been good at Pocono, and he's given me a lot of pointers. He's helping me learn how to… — Kasey Kahne Copy Share Image
I think if there was an ISP tax of some sort, we can say to the consumer, 'All music is now available… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
The federal [bank deposit] insurance scheme has worked up to now simply and solely because there have been very few bank failures.… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
If Hillary Clinton wants to win the White House, she's gonna have to convince Americans they can trust her and if you… — Eric Bolling Copy Share Image
Our bill of rights has been shredded. The fourth amendment specifically prohibits the kind of activities the NSA is involved in domestically.… — Ray McGovern Copy Share Image
My father, Ronald Reagan, held the presidency in such honor and reverence that he was never in the Oval Office without a… — Michael Reagan Copy Share Image
As you may have heard, former President Bill Clinton says he's coming here to California to help Governor Gray Davis in his… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bill said, "She is mine." I wondered if my hands would move. They would. I raised both of them, making an unmistakable… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Bill Cosby is a famous black guy who has a bully pulpit the size of the world; it's global. He puts his… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
We need more people like Bill Phillips in the world. People who live each day with a passion to help other people.… — Robert Cheeke Copy Share Image