I'm sorry I let everybody down, I'm fighting just to pay my bills. I don't have the stomach for this anymore... I… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
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Void of all honor, avaricious, rash, The daring tribe compound their boasted trash Tincture of syrup, lotion, drop, or pill; All tempt… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
They came up with a civil rights bill in 1964, supposedly to solve our problem, and after the bill was signed, three… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
During the terrorist regime in Haiti in the 1990s, the CIA, under the administration of Bill Clinton, was reporting to Congress that… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I come fresh from the street, fast on my feet, kind a lean and lazy; not much meat on my bones, and… — Harry Chapin Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton turned the State Department into her private hedge fund. The Russians, the Saudis, the Chinese - all gave money to… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
For me, appropriations bills are the glue. These are the bills that must move, no matter what, to keep the government functioning… — Marcy Kaptur Copy Share Image
There is a whole genre of funny travel writers - that's very popular. There's Bill Bryson and people who follow that route… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
Arlen Specter is the man who voted in favor of Bill Clinton during impeachment, voted against Robert Bork for the Supreme Court,… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I had to dance topless for two years to make cash to pay my bills and save some money. But it was… — Susan Powter Copy Share Image
If Wild Bill could have made his successful dash into our lines earlier in the day, the attuck would have been made… — Buffalo Bill Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the -… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
Income tax filing and payment day should be moved from April 15th to November 1st so it can be close to election… — Steven G. Calabresi Copy Share Image
I haven't pursued it as a senator because I know it's like spitting in the wind. But I still believe it's the… — Wendy Davis Copy Share Image
Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
A good president does with executive power what Pablo Picasso did with paint. He takes bills into new and slightly discomfiting territory.… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of weapons to do good works (as Richard the Lionhearted could have told us). And this is not… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo just signed a bill that bans powdered alcohol from the state. So if you live in New… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If you borrow money to make money, you've done something magical. On the other hand, if you go into debt to pay… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
Women are not gonna put up with this kind of philandering, disrespectful behavior from their men. And there she [Hillary Clinton] is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The primary reason people seek job security is because that is what they are taught to seek, at home and at school..then… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
There's a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
President Obama met with ten House Democrats opposed to the health care bill. He did all he could to get their votes.… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
Ever since Israel has been a nation the United States has provided the leadership. Every president down to the ages has done… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
Ferdinand was a gold trader. He was a lawyer for mining companies. When he entered politics in l949, he had tons and… — Imelda Marcos Copy Share Image
Let's not be naive, we're not talking about a simple political battle; it is a destructive pretension against the plan of God.… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
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I want to make college debt-free and for families making less than $125,000, you will not get a tuition bill from a… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Whenever there's a tragedy involving gun use, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, the gun-control lobby and the news media seize it as another… — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought that Seth [Rogen] was a fun, caustic, bombastic, sweet, underdog-type of person that I would root for the way… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Everybody who comes from the gangster life - they want what that man in the suburbs wants. Nice family. Nice house. Nice… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Young feminists have been sold a bill of goods about American feminism. The enormous changes in women over the past 40 years… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
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God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
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