MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I grew up around hip-hop so I didn't think it was about being cool or being black or being white or whatever. — Chad Hugo Copy Share Image
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am on the road all the time. Whether I'm in Paris or in a small college town in Texas, I can't… — John Waters Copy Share Image
You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become… — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
We've been so concerned about being cool, relevant, and fun that we have forgotten to be bread, light, and life to a… — Eric Ludy Copy Share Image
There's always that part of you, when you're sitting around going, 'That would be cool to try, to see what it would… — Rich Franklin Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel like weed is still taboo enough to be cool but not taboo enough that you have to totally hide it,… — Doug Walters Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
The world you see is just a movie in your mind. Rocks dont see it. Bless and sit down. Forgive and forget.… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I grew up on a street called Cedar Wood Road and by coincidence my best friends that are around the age 10… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
MySpace is somehow more welcoming than Facebook. And Twittering, I just... Ugh. I like having radio silence. I think radio silence is… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Cracks me up how in scary movies the person yells out hello as if the killer is gonna say Yeah, I'm in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With the situation as gray as it could be, no one was more conspicuous in his calm presence of mind than Washington.… — David McCullough Copy Share Image
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
