I never understood why people take pictures of themselves giving the finger. Was the camera mean to you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna know one way to sound better than me? Take the letter F from way.That's right there is NO F'n way… — Cooly Justice Copy Share Image
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For a stretch of time, I got really caught up in the idea that what people liked about my work was that… — Adrian Tomine Copy Share Image
I always like to have cool socks because, People do really see your socks,They do if your wearing white socks, I'm sorry… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How?" I demanded. "How could you have screwed this one up?" "When I got in, they said the manager was on the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Sure, climbing Mount Everest would be cool, but that's something I would now like to do as a family. Big experiences like… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
The great thing about getting older is that you learn not to care about being cool. I'm happy with who I am,… — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't have to be a certain thing to be cool. If you're white, you don't have to act black or whatever.… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I grew up on a street called Cedar Wood Road and by coincidence my best friends that are around the age 10… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As a kid I had dreams about being successful, thinking it would be cool. Then, when I was in my 20s, I… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
