MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I wear my cool on the inside; that's why my hands are always so cold.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
Ultimately I'll probably end up going out with an actress again. But an architect would be cool. They need to do something… — Douglas Booth Copy Share Image
You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Eenie meanie miney mo. You ain't nothing but a hoe. You think you're cool, you think you're classy. Reality check, you're really… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
What I love about Gaga is her story, where she came from. Before she made it, before anyone knew who she was,… — Janet Jackson Copy Share Image
Adding 'and shit' to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's so weird to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Being cool is when you win, you don't get too happy; and when you lose, you don't get too mad. — Ice T Copy Share Image
Sticking with uncertainty is how we learn to relax in the midst of chaos, how we learn to be cool when the… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
You can still be cool when you’re dead. In fact, it’s much easier, because you aren’t getting old and fat and losing… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful! — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
You're doubtful, I'm astounding. You talk shit while I'm smiling. You're hatin, while I live it. You're watching me as I kill… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
