Woman say:I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. Woman means:I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The blonde raced across the cookie package because the instructions said, Tear along dotted line. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away. — Lord Buckley Copy Share Image
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only person I do worry about, that I want to be a good person for, I think is my responsibility, is… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
On played the Mayor's daughters in Horton Hears a Who: I had never done animation, so I thought it would be cool… — Selena Gomez Copy Share Image
I've never liked what's meant to be cool. I was asked to do Glastonbury the year before last actually, but I couldn't… — Tony Blackburn Copy Share Image
I love playing and I like traveling. I really do like playing in Canada, its not to diminish anywhere else because touring… — Joel Plaskett Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What makes critics dictate what is cool and what is not. What gives them the pass to say that their opinion on… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
