MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Once I started singing, I didn't have to try to be cool. I was just one of the coolest guys around. — R. Kelly Copy Share Image
After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So does being cool mean you get to go around calling other people names? — James Howe Copy Share Image
A girl asks you what you need. The woman knows and gives you what you want. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Today I am going to be amazing,along with everyday hereafter..until I change my mind!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was supposed to be cool about this, yeah, I remember - cool was the plan. Tried to keep it all under… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
Give a compliment to a fat chick today, she'll literally remember you until the day she dies... Because elephants never forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The ability to be cool, confident, and decisive in crisis is not an inherited characteristic but is the direct result of how… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
When I was younger, the pressure was just being cool. I never thought of myself as a cool guy. I always thought… — Paul Walker Copy Share Image
I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Aankho me aansu nahi, Umido ki kiran honi chahiye. Har khwab pura karne ki, Dil me chahat honi chahiye. Jindagi to aise… — Bhupendra Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember... I KNOW… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just can't believe that anyone would start a band just to make the scene and be cool and have chicks. I… — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
We live in a world where everybody's supposed to be cool and act tough and put up fronts, and everybody is so… — James Gunn Copy Share Image
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes my wife and I like to spice things up in the bedroom & pretend we're a great couple who are still… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After meeting the family, they really felt like a sitcom family, ... I thought it would be cool if we did a… — Tony DiSanto Copy Share Image
I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Eenie meanie miney mo. You ain't nothing but a hoe. You think you're cool, you think you're classy. Reality check, you're really… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Career is like light and girls r like shadow if u try to catch shadow, u will mis d light if u… — Rk Copy Share Image
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sure, climbing Mount Everest would be cool, but that's something I would now like to do as a family. Big experiences like… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
I'm pretty pale. In high school I was insecure and thought it'd be cool to go to a tanning bed. Now I… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Selflessness implies fun. Its fun to be free. Freedom is inner stillness and not being haunted by your desires, your fears, your… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You aren't cool because you played her, you're cool because you're an asshole and apparently that's what society likes. — Emily Tilley Copy Share Image
Dont ever doubt your awesomeness; remind yourself of who you are. Awesomeness is in your DNA. You are naturally awesome. Allow yourself… — Ricardo Housham Copy Share Image
