WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tip: Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My own son feels I'm uncool but my grandson loves me. Being cool or uncool is a generational thing. But as a… — Jack Kirby Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not cool. Being cool is about keeping your blood pressure steady. So no. Don't be cool. Be passionate. Be dedicated.… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its going to be interesting to see how society deals with artificial intelligence, but it will definitely be cool. — Colin Angle Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm really grateful. But I never had the rock star dream. I thought it would be cool to be a modern-day composer. — Julian Casablancas Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If there is anything I could bite, it would be you. Since I couldn't, whatever come from your cooking will do — Evelyn Rose Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it. — Ben Elton Copy Share Image
The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven. — William Goldsmith Brown Copy Share Image
Being cool is when you win, you don't get too happy; and when you lose, you don't get too mad. — Ice T Copy Share Image
When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This is Morbidia," said Vlad. "Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In the fifties… we were so busy being cool that we didn’t know how to say the word love — Diane di Prima Copy Share Image
WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful! — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
