If I follow you, don't tweet about your boyfriend because I'm your boyfriend until further notice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Judo pupil, therefore, must cultivate his mind; he must never feel fear, never lose his temper, never be off his guard;… — Yokoyama Sakujiro Copy Share Image
Anybody who cares less about wanting to be cool, I think, is more interesting. — Aimee Mann Copy Share Image
Well thank you for reading this!! i dont have much to say but only 5 things 1.make some money 2.grow up 3.be… — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was supposed to be cool about this, yeah, I remember - cool was the plan. Tried to keep it all under… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
Celebs walk on the red carpet because they are famous, but me and my best friend walk on tissue paper because we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How is the anxious soul of man befool'd in his desire, That thinks an hectic fever may be cool'd in flames of… — Francis Quarles Copy Share Image
Things shall fall into its perfect place, in the perfect time, at a perfect setting that you will always be able to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It really doesn’t matter how the manager is. If you make a mistake and the manager is calm, you still feel terrible… — Joleon Lescott Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
