WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ' Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We should be recklessly abandoned to Jesus, and just turn it over to Him. Through the support I think the sacrifices will… — Stacie Orrico Copy Share Image
Heres to us fools, that have no meaning. I tip my glass to you. Lets toast the night away to friends, and… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
You've got to be strong enough for love. It's very easy to be cool and cynical. It's very difficult to just let… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Ten years ago, it was really difficult for a young actress to walk onto a set and disagree with the director and… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or… — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being Koolaz is being your own person, not doing something that someone else wants you to do. — John Glenister Copy Share Image
There are loads of people that are jealous of my parents cos they will never have a kid as Koolaz ours. — John Glenister Copy Share Image
If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, shes a slut. But if a guy does it¦ hes gay. Definately gay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't understand me and never will, so don't start that shit about knowing how I feel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I follow you, don't tweet about your boyfriend because I'm your boyfriend until further notice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Look under your bed. It'll set you free. [Anita to her 11-yo brother William]” — Cameron Crowe Copy Share Image
TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. - cool whatsapp status — Roshan Kakade Copy Share Image
Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What's the WiFi password here? is the new Finally I decided to visit you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Anybody who cares less about wanting to be cool, I think, is more interesting. — Aimee Mann Copy Share Image
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