TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool. — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She: Do You Think Im Fat Now.? Me: No Baby, You Have Just Become My Teddy Bearfrom A Barbie Doll..!! ¥ — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Without emotional control you cannot play, influence; you cannot react. You have to know what you have to do and not react.… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
There's no point in swanning through and being cool as a breeze in every scene. It's not really that interesting. Even if… — Michael Fassbender Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think it's about time the world embraced its geekiness and stopped trying to be cool. It's just...you have way more fun… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't think people should do anything to be popular. But maybe within reason they can step out of their comfort zones… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are some artists that I'll always be cool with. We'll kick it and we'll check on each other from time to… — Marcus Ramone Cooper Copy Share Image
The phenomena of the year take place every day in a pond on a small scale. Every morning, generally speaking, the shallow… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Let's forget about themes and mood boards. Let's start from a different point of view. You have to leave for two months… — Christophe Lemaire Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of all the Boston guys that are acting - Matt Damon , Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg - they… — Kenny Wormald Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I mean... Who didn't grab a crayon and painted the middle of the fan just to make it look colorful??? — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If you cannot stop yourself from getting angry, then at least get angry about things that matters.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How serious can a movie about time-traveling robots be? You want it to be cool and fun. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
Twitter: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
