To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away. — Lord Buckley Copy Share Image
Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Violence in real life is terrible; violence in movies can be cool. It's just another colour to work with. — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It'd be cool to chipmunk-ize 'The Virgin Suicides' soundtrack. All this ethereal French music, I think that would be unique to listen… — Matthew Gray Gubler Copy Share Image
LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've just been lucky to work on things that I felt would be cool to see. It's not that I had a… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
My friend said he didn't have time for Twitter like me, he has a job I replied shut the fuck up &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It would be awesome to know how to sing and be some sort of performer; to feed off other's people's energy is… — Nick Viall Copy Share Image
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That most of you say you want to be successful, but you don't want it bad. You just kinda want it. You… — Eric Thomas Copy Share Image
You can't just walk into someone's house and take $15 bucks out of someone's wallet and then walk out with their song.… — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
I sort of feel that the role of a portrait in society is to represent the sitters, we see paintings of Shakespeare… — David Kassan Copy Share Image
It does seem to me, that herein we see the rare virtue of a strong individual vitality, and the rare virtue of… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
There are two ways to be cool: One is to be disinterested and make it seem like you must be doing something… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
I'd love to be an artist that's multifaceted. At the moment, I am not. But wouldn't that be cool if I was… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
Well I just so happened to bump into a chess book in the library at school and I didn't know that there… — Maurice Ashley Copy Share Image
I love movies and I think that we wouldn't ever stop making videos just because people aren't watching them. I think that's… — Andrew VanWyngarden Copy Share Image
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a video game fan, and I always thought it would be cool to be able to control a character. — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
It's so important to wake up and immediately start starring shit. Stupid Twitter ruined my poo time! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Followers, because calling them The people who are witnessing your failure is too sad. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You may be cool under pressure and challenge, but can you be cool under success? — Robert Holden Copy Share Image
LOVE, What we have in common with the residents of all third-world countries; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Past, I am sorry I fucked up! I will try to do better. Love, The Future. — Me :D Copy Share Image