HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The great thing about getting older is that you learn not to care about being cool. I'm happy with who I am,… — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
I love playing and I like traveling. I really do like playing in Canada, its not to diminish anywhere else because touring… — Joel Plaskett Copy Share Image
In societies where coolness and being cool is a top priority, the religious replace the word 'religious' with 'spiritual' to make their… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
I'm pretty content with what I have, but the one thing that I don't have is something like the iPod - but… — Oren Peli Copy Share Image
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't like meeting bands that I like, because in the slight case that they might not be cool, it kind of… — Zac Farro Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a cool female, if you dont like me it's most likely cause your friends don't, your man do, or you're just… — LifeOfYourParty Copy Share Image
There's a part of me, and I'm sure every single musician that writes for themselves has this: there's a layer of precious… — Sarah Jaffe Copy Share Image
Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
A word must become a friend or you will not understand it. Perhaps you do well to be cool and detached when… — Edward Coke Copy Share Image
Before our eyes met, my mind was an empty mirror. I fear that my dreams will shatter. Now I see you every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With The Host, I think the actors could be really big names. That would be cool. Id love to see Robert Redford… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yoga will always be transformationa l, even when it stops being cool. — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool. — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
One day you are gonna retweet & star me like I retweet & star you, and just like you, I won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
