When I was younger, the pressure was just being cool. I never thought of myself as a cool guy. I always thought… — Paul Walker Copy Share Image
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I only read on my phone and the whole "let's see if we can get people to do it" idea seems less… — Nathan Lowell Copy Share Image
How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done...... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
50 Cent is a metaphor for "change". But originally it was a gangster from Fort Greene Projects named 50 Cent and I… — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My dancing came about as a way to be cool, actually. I knew early on that I was not a street kid.… — Michael K. Williams Copy Share Image
I'm pretty content with what I have, but the one thing that I don't have is something like the iPod - but… — Oren Peli Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It was important to me to be cool as a comedian. I didn't want to be a crowd-pleaser who sent out the… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Being Koolaz is being your own person, not doing something that someone else wants you to do. — John Glenister Copy Share Image
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am on the road all the time. Whether I'm in Paris or in a small college town in Texas, I can't… — John Waters Copy Share Image
The music has to come from bluegrass first. We always said back in the 70s that if you want to play newgrass… — Sam Bush Copy Share Image
