One day you are gonna retweet & star me like I retweet & star you, and just like you, I won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, shes a slut. But if a guy does it¦ hes gay. Definately gay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Too many actors are trying to be cool: they're trying to do it with their hair, trying to do it with the… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
The coolest thing is when you don’t care about being cool anymore. Indifference is the greatest aphrodisiac - that’s what really sums… — Rick Owens Copy Share Image
A lot of the clothes out are very adult-driven and it would be cool if they were a little bit more fun… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high school. I was like, 'It'd be cool to have… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
So does being cool mean you get to go around calling other people names? — James Howe Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a cool female, if you dont like me it's most likely cause your friends don't, your man do, or you're just… — LifeOfYourParty Copy Share Image
LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
