I really love movie soundtracks and stuff like that. That's really a huge part of any movie. I actually think about... that… — Jay Gordon Copy Share Image
You can't just walk into someone's house and take $15 bucks out of someone's wallet and then walk out with their song.… — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or… — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel like you can't get an audience to like your character if she's actually cool, but you can if she's trying… — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
You can't sit on the sidelines and read your iPhone and be on social media and expect everything to be cool. You… — Susan Rice Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you, like, consciously think about being cool, you're not cool. If you consciously think about being, like, different or original, you… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image