Being cool Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 13

There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet.

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LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the…

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An insulting telegram is a barbed wire.

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HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives

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Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room.

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FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so;

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Woman say:COME HERE. Woman means:My puppy does this, too.

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LOVE, The only game that two can play and both win;

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LOVE, The balm that heals the wounds that words make.

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Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

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INFATUATION, A wasting disease easily cured -- by marriage

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill;

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HUSBAND, What is left of a lover, after the nerve has been removed;

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MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;

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LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished;

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LOVE, Man's grand delusion that one woman differs from another;

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Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story.

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Crisis: When dinner is ready, I CRISIS, and my sister comes running.

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Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who…

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HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical)

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LOVE, that emotion which is not true until returned;

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MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;

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I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind.

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Don't waste your life living in a $100,000 apartment when you can live under a $15 million dollar bridge.

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