Baby Quotes · Page 3

You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like…

— Cindy Crawford

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too.…

— Kathryn Stockett

I hate being an actor, they dress you and put on your makeup and you just feel like a little baby.

— James Franco

“And the baby?" The words are anguished, breathless. "The baby's fine, Mr. Grey." "Oh, thank God." The words are litany... a prayer,…

— E.L. James

People who make babies surrender their right to behave like them.

— Carolyn Hax

Suddenly she was here. And I was no longer pregnant; I was a mother. I never believed in miracles before.

— Ellen Greene

I pray not to be such a whiny, self-obsessed baby, and give thanks that I am not quite as bad as I…

— Anne Lamott

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,…

— Larry the Cable Guy

Hanoi Rocks was our baby and we were the core and we started the band. All those years that went to waste…

— Michael Monroe

I have a very broad demographic, from the 8-year-old who knows every word to 'Ice Ice Baby' and the college kid who…

— Vanilla Ice

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

— Ambrose Bierce

Miss X has always been a ditherer -- she was a ten month baby and has not improved in any material way…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

Sometimes I feel people can move past what they've grown up around and their surroundings while in a place and some people…

— Dianna Agron

Mac [Barnett] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't…

— Jory John

To demand that others should provide you textbook prognoses is like asking a strange woman to give birth to your baby. There…

— Janusz Korczak

Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do.

— P. J. O'Rourke

When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love.

— Cody Johnson

Each time I write a new piece, whether a novel, a picture book, a speech or anything, really, it has so much…

— Patricia MacLachlan

Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this.…

— Jim Gaffigan

The whole entire album is about Cry Baby, you know, being super insecure and kind of like going through her emotions until…

— Melanie Martinez

It's very difficult leaving the house anytime with my baby at home.

— Mariska Hargitay

I was never a girl who dreamed about what her wedding day would be like, but I've always dreamed about decorating my…

— Rebecca Romijn

The idea for 'Ballet Baby' started when I was going through my own pregnancy.

— Mary Helen Bowers

I remember noticing, when I had my babies, how much I liked them, and not just loved them, but I was really…

— Tilda Swinton

Baby, I'm yours until two and two is three.

— Barbara Lewis