You are only as invincible as your smallest weakness, and those are tiny indeed - the length of a sleeping baby's eyelash,… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
Even the Supreme Court, back when it used to makes sense, the Supreme Court has never ruled that a baby born to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you're white, you're alright. If you're brown, stick around. but if you're black, oh baby. Get back, Get back, Get back. — Huddie William Ledbetter Copy Share Image
If the estimated age of the cosmos were shortened to seventy-two years, a human life would take about ten seconds. But look… — Robert Grudin Copy Share Image
When adults come together to form an intimate relationship, each person releases into it unresolved issues from their trans-generational pool of unconscious… — Joan Raphael-Leff Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Any '90s baby, The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin had to be your favorite wrestler. — DaBaby Copy Share Image
What are you, a baby? Jeez, if you’re going to kill humans, the least you could do is learn to die with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Having kids is the deal-breaker on shyness! Once you have a baby, you learn to speak up loud and clear to protect… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
Summer time an' the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin' an' the cotton is high. Oh, yo' daddy's rich, and yo' ma'… — Ira Gershwin Copy Share Image
Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Giving a record company an album is like giving a gangster your baby or something. — Steve Miller Copy Share Image
A pregnant woman and her spouse dream of three babies--the perfect four-month-old who rewards them with smiles and musical cooing,the impaired baby,… — T. Berry Brazelton Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love pork. I love a good BLT. I know that sounds horrible but I do. I'm a total foodie. I love… — Bob Bergen Copy Share Image
It certainly changes your life. So that may be a cliché, but I think any woman would say that [day when her… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
I just have a more holistic sense of what it means to be for life, knowing that life does not just begin… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Look, I can carry a baby! I'm gaining weight right, everything's going well. — Amy Adams Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
