You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse. — Roxanne Shante Copy Share Image
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody — Dominick Cruz Copy Share Image
In a way, I am what they say I am. I am a hard-ass. I'm hard to get along with. Most of… — Randy Moss Copy Share Image
“Art can blow us out of our pigeon hole. In deafness it may shout or scream, in blindness it may arrest our… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
How far would you go for someone you love ? Well, when my grandkids ask me how I pledged my love to… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Art will remain the most astonishing activity of mankind born out of struggle between wisdom and madness, between dream and reality in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and… — Utah Phillips Copy Share Image
There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at… — The Undertaker Copy Share Image
I came upon a telegram from Eleanor Roosevelt herself to Gypsy Rose Lee that read, 'May your bare ass always be shining'.… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do. — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They… — Tia Carrere Copy Share Image
I'll miss all my teammates. I'll miss Elvis (Andrus) and (Adrian) Beltre, Mitch (Moreland), Matt Harrison and [manager Ron] Washington. To be… — Ian Kinsler Copy Share Image
I remember my agent at the time called me and was like, "I've got it! I've found it! I've found your role!"… — Sherilyn Fenn Copy Share Image
I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
There was a sorry judge who lived at the Swan by himself. He got but little honor, and he got but little… — St. George Tucker Copy Share Image
So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
We could get together all over the world, all races, hold hands together, and hum to death, and try to move the… — Afrika Bambaataa Copy Share Image
Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass! — Ron McKeown Copy Share Image
