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“I guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a damn thing . . . Which is to say, if you want something done, don't come to me to do it for you; you got to get together and figure out how to do it yourselves. Is that a deal?” quote by Utah Phillips
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“I guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a damn thing . . . Which is to say, if you want something done, don't come to me to do it for you; you got to get together and figure out how to do it yourselves. Is that a deal?”

Utah Phillips

About This Quote

Source Interview: Spoken word performance, 1990s

A satirical claim of neglectful leadership, urging self-reliance instead of dependence on officials.

In simple terms: Don't rely on leaders for everything; act yourself.

Key Takeaway

Take responsibility for your own tasks.

Themes

self-reliance leadership politics humor

Mood

wry critical motivational

Type

advice satire

When to use this quote

  • community projects
  • personal goals
  • grassroots organizing

Key Concepts

satire political commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can individuals balance self-help with collective action?
  • When is leadership actually necessary?
A Different Perspective

May inspire complacency if taken literally.

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