Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
You move on. It's work. Yeah, I'm privileged and paid handsomely and it's not exactly being in a coal mine, but you… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone should apologize for being sexy if it comes from a genuine place, if they're not being forced into… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
The person who's in the Zen monastery, who's doing a kind of poor job at meditating and a half-ass job cleaning the… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
If someone says there's a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I'm going to move them. — Ryan Buell Copy Share Image
Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses. — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
Hard times are really a fire under your ass to prioritize and think, "Okay, how can I challenge myself to put something… — Morgan Parker Copy Share Image
My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and we're about making games. — Reggie Fils-Aime Copy Share Image
I think there are three types of actors. There are the ones that do the ego thing, which is "I'm never going… — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I'm more of a fantasy kind of person. I like movies. My favorite movie is 'Kick Ass.' — Maksim Chmerkovskiy Copy Share Image
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic… — Michael Rosenbaum Copy Share Image
There ain't no way I'm going to be droppin' nothing. If I was in my twenties, maybe. But now I try to… — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
Sit down at ten o'clock in the morning and write anything that comes into my head until twelve. One of the few… — Frank Pierson Copy Share Image
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that. — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass. — Catherine Deneuve Copy Share Image
As a busy, grown ass woman, I don't have the time. What I do is I keep myself and my hair hydrated… — Michaela Angela Davis Copy Share Image
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