There's gonna be a lot of slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burglar alarm starts ringin' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Alarm on a china phone cannot wake you up..forget it you are Dead. — Mr Randy O'wale Snr Copy Share Image
I don't need an alarm clock, for habit is the best alarm there is. — Jane Stanton Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Every building should have a false alarm in the lobby in case there isn't a fire. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
A campaign gives you focus. You wake up to a different hotel alarm clock every day, but you know your mission. — John Dickerson Copy Share Image
Spencer is quite romantic every day - he's very affectionate. He sets his alarm early so that we can have snuggles before… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
An alarm clock is a device to wake a man up who has no plans or intentions for the future that could… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up,… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Bloomberg does not support the measure to silence the useless and maddening car alarm: he would rather impose himself on people than… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I use a 3D alarm in the morning; I leave the outdoor unlocked, so a friend can come and wake me up… — Trondal Copy Share Image
Discipline starts every day when the first alarm clock goes off in the morning. I say 'first alarm clock' because I have… — Jocko Willink Copy Share Image
“Since we live in a world of appearances, people are judged by what they seem to be. If the mind can't read… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
I miss the common things, the things that used to really annoy me, like an alarm clock. The sound of your zipper… — Mandy Harvey Copy Share Image
It's not fun to get out of bed early in the morning. When the alarm goes off, it doesn't sing you a… — Jocko Willink Copy Share Image
“An alarm rings again again. It's still the same again again. Still the season of COVID-19 (variant three and maybe four). Still… — Shellen Lubin Copy Share Image
I get home from work at six or seven. When I'm busy, I set my alarm for three, get out of bed… — Guy Martin Copy Share Image
The thing that alarms me is that there are so many clergymen who say that the so-called 'new morality' is all right.… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
You lock your windows before you leave. You put on an alarm if you live in the country because you know that… — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image