Ambition Quote by Laurie Notaro

“Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist.” quote by Laurie Notaro — Download Open image

““Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist.””

Laurie Notaro

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