I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a…

I grew up in Harlem. My grandmother was one of the best cooks around, but the first thing she did on Sunday mornings when…

— Richard Carmona

My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!

— Davy Jones

Insomnia’s different,” I said. It was hard to explain this to people. “You know the light that comes on when you open the refrigerator…

— Barbara Kingsolver

When one door closes another door opens. Usually a refrigerator.

— Bonnie McFarlane

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

— Homer

A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

— Demetri Martin

Spend at least as much time researching a stock as you would choosing a refrigerator.

— Peter Lynch

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

— Walt Mossberg

A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance.

— Colin McEnroe

My refrigerator is full of kale and greens. I can't imagine something greasy, or eating meat.

— Pamela Anderson

A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.

— Lori Borgman

“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After…

— Erma Bombeck

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

— Demetri Martin

The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.

— Prince William