I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a…

“In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine joke; a long joke that's being continually retold in an accent too thick and too strange…

— Tom Robbins

In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to…

— Tom Robbins

I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.

— Sara Blakely

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

— Jimmy Carr

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree…

— David Rees

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go,…

— Tommy Chong

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out…

— Steve Carell

“A joke is a question of mind over manner.”

— Anthony Marais

The joke is the purest, most essential form of storytelling. Every word has to count.

— Paul Auster

Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.

— David Niven

I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the…

— Bill Nighy

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

I haven't been in politics too long so that's a good thing.

— Justin Amash

As long as you are good you will be great. But, if you cease to be good you will cease to be great.

— Henry D. Taylor

As long as I'm a good person and I do things from the heart, that's all that matters.

— Gisele Bundchen