A comprehended God is no God at all!

You cant be controlling in improv.

— Matt Walsh

When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions…

— Kelli O'Hara

Joking about violence is not funny.

— Perez Hilton

It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say.

— Jonah Lehrer

God reveals Himself through surprises.

— Pope Francis

Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

— Nikhil Saluja

The happy have whole days,

— Colley Cibber

Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information...

— Anonymous

Why are things as they are and not otherwise?

— Johannes Kepler

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

— Tracy Morgan

Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

— Kristen Schaal

When you have a choice, choose happy!

— Pancho Barnes

If you can connect people, you can create the future.

— Scott Heiferman

Don't think OF the market. Think AS the market.

— Michael Fishman