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Skulduggery." "Fletcher." Fletcher stuck out his hand…

“Skulduggery." "Fletcher." Fletcher stuck out his hand. Skulduggery observed it for a moment. "I'm sorry, what are we doing now?" "Shaking hands," Fletcher said. "Like adults. I just want you to know that this past year has changed me. I've grown, as a person. I'm not the same Fletcher you used to…” quote by Derek Landy
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““Skulduggery." "Fletcher." Fletcher stuck out his hand. Skulduggery observed it for a moment. "I'm sorry, what are we doing now?" "Shaking hands," Fletcher said. "Like adults. I just want you to know that this past year has changed me. I've grown, as a person. I'm not the same Fletcher you used to know. "You look a lot like him." "Well, yeah, but-" "And you have the same ridiculous hair." "Can we just shake hands?" "Of course we can," Skulduggery said, and they shook. "Now what?" "I, uh...I don't really know. What do adults usually do after they shake hands?" "Generally, the first thing they do is let go." "Oh, right," Fletcher said, and Skulduggery took his hand back. "So, Skulduggery, how have you been? You're looking well. That's a really nice tie. "It's blue." "And such a nice shade." Skulduggery looked at Valkyrie. "You promised me he wouldn't be annoying.””

Derek Landy

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Two characters awkwardly navigate adult interaction, highlighting awkwardness and desire for connection.

In simple terms: Awkward adult greetings reveal deeper changes.

Key Takeaway

Embrace honest communication.

Themes

relationships growth humor

Mood

lighthearted reflective

Type

dialogue fiction

When to use this quote

  • meeting new colleagues
  • reconnecting with old friends
  • learning adult etiquette

Key Concepts

social rituals personal development

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does the handshake symbolize for them?
  • How can we make adult interactions less forced?
A Different Perspective

Humor may mask genuine discomfort.

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