You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either…

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

— James L. Brooks

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

— Waylon Jennings

“That shit was funny, but it ain't right.”

— Ernessa T. Carter

You Bernie Mac funny, we ain't scared of none of ya!

— Wale

If you want to use television to teach somebody, you must first teach them how to use television.

— Umberto Eco

Sometimes it's harder to untrain somebody with dance experience than it is to teach somebody with a new skill.

— Cheryl Burke

Cooking is one of those things that is universal to people. And any time you can teach somebody a way to connect with all…

— Damaris Phillips

It's hard to find trainers to train, coaches to coach. Just because someone was great in the business doesn't mean they can teach someone…

— Triple H

You cannot teach somebody to write a masterpiece, but you can certainly teach them how to improve their writing skills. And you can teach…

— Margaret Atwood

You cannot teach somebody how to relate to the kids, they have to come with it.

— Martin Haberman

You can't teach somebody how to be a good writer.

— Robert Ben Garant

The creative part, with the writing of it and the vision, and finding the voice of a show and the characters, is much harder…

— Ronald D. Moore

There is none who cannot teach somebody something, and there is none so excellent but he is excelled.

— Baltasar Gracian

The best way to teach somebody something is to have them think they're learning something else.

— Randy Pausch

You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people…

— Ron White