I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Technology is changing, so the viewership is getting broken up. My kids watch everything downloaded; they have no idea what the numbers… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
My kids watch everything downloaded; they have no idea what the numbers or the names of the channels mean, except, 'FX makes… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains… — Denis Leary Copy Share
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come… — Denis Leary Copy Share
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on… — Denis Leary Copy Share
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with… — Denis Leary Copy Share
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for… — Denis Leary Copy Share
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and… — Denis Leary Copy Share
I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV… — Denis Leary Copy Share
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta,… — Denis Leary Copy Share
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share
You really want to have a back-up plan, so when you don't feel like acting, or you're getting older and settling down, you can… — Denis Leary Copy Share
You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is. — Denis Leary Copy Share
