I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in…

I was sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!

— Amanda

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.

— Eric Hodgins

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

— Robin Williams

And all of her friends Stuck up their nose.

— Avril Lavigne

Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of…

— Ron Funches

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up…

— George Carlin

I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.

— Marilyn Manson

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

— Joan Rivers

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

— Richard Pryor

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.

— Thomas Szasz

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb…

— Ronald Reagan

I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers, which put…

— Malcolm Muggeridge

Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music…

— Allen Ginsberg

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself

— Jimmy Carter

Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those places, you think, 'How can I get back there again…

— Jerry Garcia