Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on…

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

— LIZ

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I'd love to see a new form of social security ... everyone taught how to grow their own; fruit and nut trees planted along…

— Jackie French

Creating your own urban farm is as simple as planting your flowerbeds with edibles.

— Greg Peterson

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

— Ilana Glazer

On unanticipated problems: There's been "a dramatic increase in edibles." And "no one had ever worried about dosage sizes. The original edibles that came…

— John Hickenlooper

You can get real wacky on edibles.

— Ilana Glazer

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.

— Thomas Szasz

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb…

— Ronald Reagan

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

— Dave Barry

I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers, which put…

— Malcolm Muggeridge

Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music…

— Allen Ginsberg

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.

— Eric Hodgins

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself

— Jimmy Carter

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

— Robin Williams