“It's easy fixing other people's problems. It's my own that can suck it.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn… — Tara Sivec Time Copy Share Image
“It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth” — Tara Sivec Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“London Bridge is in Arizona? When the fuck did this happen? Does London know about this? The queen has got to be… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I’d rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“She lets out a strangled curse and it takes everything in me not to shout with her as I get my first… — Tara Sivec Curse Copy Share Image
“If that bitch was my mother I would tell her exactly where to go and even buy her a fucking express ticket… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never… — Tara Sivec Bees Copy Share Image
“Mommy and Daddy make a lot of noise when they kiss. Mommy talks to God a lot. I talk to God sometimes… — Tara Sivec Talk To God Copy Share Image
“Ava is like a praying mantis on crack. She will not only chew off his head after she has sex with him,… — Tara Sivec Praying mantis Copy Share Image
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun… — Tara Sivec Bad boy Copy Share Image
“As I recall, Drew made me take him to see a voodoo priestess he found in the yellow pages that week because… — Tara Sivec Friendship Copy Share Image
“After the epidural was firmly in place, I double checked that we had a waiver on file that states we would own… — Tara Sivec Double check Copy Share Image
“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small… — Tara Sivec Magic wand Copy Share Image
“Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Trojan Magnum (oh yeah, my three foot cock definitely needed those), Contempo, Vivid and Rough Rider. Seriously? There was… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, I sent a picture of my boobs to Jim," I moaned as a fresh wave of nausea rolled through… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“And if something doesn’t fit, if one of your pieces just isn’t working, you can put it aside and find another one.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Yeah, you like that? You like it when Big Papa gives you his hot and juicy wiener?” I pant, my hips hammering… — Tara Sivec Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“All my shrinks have told me I need to find a hobby. Something to focus on other than the torture and the… — Tara Sivec Every moment Copy Share Image
“I don't wanna be def. Death. Dead. This Burger Twin nappykin just got served as my will, BEOTCH! The fries here suck,… — Tara Sivec Death Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter… — Tara Sivec Drunk Copy Share Image
“Wow, Carter. You've got a HUGE wiener." Suddenly, Gavin being in the bathroom with me didn’t seem so bad. If only he… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on." We both look at Gavin's shirt that… — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“There has never, nor will there ever be, any other woman in this world more special to me than you.”q” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Love each other with everything you have. Trust each other with everything inside of you. And never, ever let the other one… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Everything was wrong when you were gone. Nothing made sense without you here. I didn’t know how to be happy without you.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's Life. It's the bumps and the bruises, the pain and the fear; it's messy and it's real and it's not some… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic," she told me drunkenly.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?” — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy chocolate, which is kind of the same thing.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“People in your life will let you down sometimes. It’s a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it.” — Tara Sivec Life Copy Share Image
“I had the phone in my hand all set to dial when Drew had finally decided to tell me that he pooped… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
