“Now that I’ve found her again, I have no intention of letting her go.” — Tara Sivec Intention Copy Share Image
“It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“God said "Let there be light" and George morgan flipped the switch.” — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“Jim, would you rather have your porn name be Hugh G. Rection or Mike Unstinks?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Water? At a wedding? I don’t understand,” he asks in confusion. “Did you invite Jesus? That’s the only way that will be… — Tara Sivec Confusion Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have to learn to love the little mo stars for something other than a tax deductions they provide you" ~Claire… — Tara Sivec Education Copy Share Image
“My father had bought him a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you… — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“Uncle Drew is completely inappropriate and one hundred percent of the time, and Aunt Jenny is a few fries short of a… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I feel like I’m in The Crying Game right now,” Dad mutters with a sad shake of his head.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“There has never, nor will there ever be, any other woman in this world more special to me than you.”q” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on." We both look at Gavin's shirt that… — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“I’d rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe… — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Getting a group of rowdy, blue-collar workers together in one room and putting in a tape that shows a guy in a… — Tara Sivec Anarchy Copy Share Image
“As I recall, Drew made me take him to see a voodoo priestess he found in the yellow pages that week because… — Tara Sivec Friendship Copy Share Image
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun… — Tara Sivec Bad boy Copy Share Image
“After the epidural was firmly in place, I double checked that we had a waiver on file that states we would own… — Tara Sivec Double check Copy Share Image
“Mommy and Daddy make a lot of noise when they kiss. Mommy talks to God a lot. I talk to God sometimes… — Tara Sivec Talk To God Copy Share Image
“In fact, gone are the days of having sex at all. I have resorted to jerking off alone in the bathroom after… — Tara Sivec Cell phone Copy Share Image
“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“You can’t use Eve as an excuse. Not this time. She’s not here. It’s just you, me, and a handful of people… — Tara Sivec Bad idea Copy Share Image
“This was never supposed to happen. Sleeping with Tyler was supposed to be a one-time thing – a means of scratching an… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Because I'm pretty sure we conceived this child the night I ate that pot cookie. I'm eighty-four percent positive our child is… — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“I changed my mind. Maybe I do want a black hole for a vagina. How bad could it be? I wouldn't need… — Tara Sivec Black hole Copy Share Image
“I leaned in to give him a hug and he stopped me with his hand to my forehead. "You don't want to… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, did they just kill off that fish’s wife?” I blurted in shock. “Yep,” Gavin replied. “That big, mean fish ated… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to stand by and watch the woman I’ve always loved slip away again.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm not going to hold my breast for another invitiation" - Jenny” — Tara Sivec Animals Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, what do you want to order?" "A virgin. I want to order a virgin.” — Tara Sivec Virgin Copy Share Image
