“I never should have left you. I’ll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away.” — Tara Sivec Loving Copy Share Image
“I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis.” — Tara Sivec Fondly Copy Share Image
“Claire was going to hate me. Our son was sucked into the pits of hell while I was watching General Hospital. God… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit… — Tara Sivec Hot sauce Copy Share Image
“She moans her approval, so I continue. “Your pussy is so tight, like trying to get a new My Little Pony out… — Tara Sivec Christianity Copy Share Image
“When you were little and you were afraid of the boogey man, getting under the covers meant he couldn't see you or… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Could you stand still please?' Sylvia says in an irritated voice. If she had sweaty balls and an almost-boner she wouldn't be… — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand. “Very… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I think maybe I'll hide behind the couch and jump out when he gets here. Put the fear of George into him,"… — Tara Sivec Fear Copy Share Image
“I’ve waited long enough. Shelby is the main reason I’m still here, alive and kicking, and it’s time she knows that. It’s… — Tara Sivec Time Copy Share Image
“I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis’s voice like in Look Who’s Talking. “Come… — Tara Sivec Dreams Copy Share Image
“I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I was sleeping. What the hell did you wake me up for?” He complains. “You kicked me and made horse noise.” He… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Oh shit, I wouldn’t use that towel if I were you,” Gavin mumbles. I ignore him scrubbing every inch of my face,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I should ask her to marry me now. If I do it while she's coming, she probably won't be able to say… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
