“Love each other with everything you have. Trust each other with everything inside of you. And never, ever let the other one… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Everything was wrong when you were gone. Nothing made sense without you here. I didn’t know how to be happy without you.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's Life. It's the bumps and the bruises, the pain and the fear; it's messy and it's real and it's not some… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic," she told me drunkenly.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?” — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I had the phone in my hand all set to dial when Drew had finally decided to tell me that he pooped… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“People in your life will let you down sometimes. It’s a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it.” — Tara Sivec Life Copy Share Image
“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It wouldn't be weird at all if I just walked up to her and ran my tongue across her shoulder, would it?… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small… — Tara Sivec Magic wand Copy Share Image
“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I should ask her to marry me now. If I do it while she's coming, she probably won't be able to say… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“When you were little and you were afraid of the boogey man, getting under the covers meant he couldn't see you or… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“She moans her approval, so I continue. “Your pussy is so tight, like trying to get a new My Little Pony out… — Tara Sivec Christianity Copy Share Image
“And if something doesn’t fit, if one of your pieces just isn’t working, you can put it aside and find another one.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“What are you smiling about? Do you have gas?" Drew joked. "Hey, Mommy, Carter has a HUGE wiener," Gavin said around a… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Right when my fingers started to slip inside my underwear, I opened my eyes and screamed. "HOLY SHIT!" … — Tara Sivec Creepy Copy Share Image
“I can’t leave you alone and I can’t move on because you’re everything to me. You always have been and you always… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I was sleeping. What the hell did you wake me up for?” He complains. “You kicked me and made horse noise.” He… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Oh shit, I wouldn’t use that towel if I were you,” Gavin mumbles. I ignore him scrubbing every inch of my face,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Oh fuck, he was right there. I was wet as hell and he could probably smell me now. I should have eaten… — Tara Sivec Erotic-romance Copy Share Image
“Even though I was drunk as a skunk at the time, I still remembered what happened after that. Less than two seconds… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy chocolate, which is kind of the same thing.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis.” — Tara Sivec Fondly Copy Share Image
“Claire was going to hate me. Our son was sucked into the pits of hell while I was watching General Hospital. God… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit… — Tara Sivec Hot sauce Copy Share Image
“Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I roofied you because I wanted you naked … and afraid, " Tyler says again in a sinister voice” — Tara Sivec Funny Copy Share Image
“Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I never should have left you. I’ll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away.” — Tara Sivec Loving Copy Share Image
“Or maybe you know how two-hundred Post-it notes with pictures of penises drawn on them were glued to every inch of my… — Tara Sivec Glued Copy Share Image
“Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.” — Tara Sivec Vagina Copy Share Image
“I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this… — Tara Sivec Love Copy Share Image
“I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Then grow a pair and get over it. Jesus mother of f*ck Christ in a piss sh*thole, dick for brains, the answer… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Life’s too short to do something that doesn’t make you happy, and to spend your time with someone who isn’t your entire… — Tara Sivec Life Copy Share Image
“You are everything to me, Finnley, everything. I have loved you since I was fifteen years old and I’m never going to… — Tara Sivec Fifteen years Copy Share Image
